“At the 6th Annual Broadway Beauty Pageant last night, we learned that vanity contests aren’t all about the swimsuit competition. Mr. Mamma Mia, aka Andrew Chappelle, might not have had the most bodybuilt physique—that’s not to say his pecs weren’t superb—but he dazzled the crowd with a stand-up comedy routine in the talent portion, and took the crown of Br. Broadway, to boot.
His stand-up was a rousing send-up of New York City girls who wear high heels, performed in a pair of glittering six-inch magenta stilettos.
Chappelle started off rowdily, joking that he was going to do his special talent of “encouraging two sea turtles to mate,” but decided against it. “I want to show you the true girth of my knowledge,” he said of his expertise on high-heels. “And I am a top in my field.”
Once Chappelle broke out the heels, he started a slapstick routine about “girls on a budget” who stuff a “size 10 biscuit into a size 8 pump… Your feet are going to come out of those with nasty bunions, smelling like onions, and crusty like Funions.”
- Queerty.com